I forgot to screw on the cap to my water bottle - not really a big deal unless you use the bottle for its intended purpose.
But I'm a thirsty dude.
And for that I officially have phantom piss pants syndrome. It happens to all of us from time to time.
You can also get it from public restrooms that seem to always have a lake parked right at the edge of the counter. Yeah, it leaves a horizontal line of phantom piss like if you urinated like a sprinkler.
And who doesn't pee like a sprinkler?
On top of this condition, I have this killer sore throat. Imagine drinking a class of nuclear acid with shards of glass in it. It's totally what I get for not sleeping on Monday night.
I have no complaints though. I don't ask, "Why me?" when good shit falls my way. So why should I do it when life kind of starts sucking?
Besides, I have cough medicine, and my crotch is drying as we speak.
Mazal tov!
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